Funny marriage quotes, sayings and advice

Marriage is a special relationship and is the happy endings of love. In the married life, the awkward moments can happen to any couple. Whether you are married, unmarried, or thinking about getting married, use these Funny marriage quotes, funny marriage advice, which talk about the married life, wives, husbands and more, at weddings or send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and see them laugh.

Funny, Beautiful Husband and Wife Quotes
Take a look at the humorous side of marriage with Funny marriage quotes carefully collected by us.

Funny marriage quotes

1. Marriage: sometimes soul-mates, sometimes cell-mates. – Rory Elder

2. Husbands and wives are irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks? – Janet Periat

3. Marriage is the only war where you sleep with enemy.

4. Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

5. Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.

6. Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word. – Janet Periat

7. Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it’s my own reflection!

8. Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

9. No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken

10. A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. – Grace Hansen.

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